No Retainers. No Markups. Just 25 Years of Unfiltered Trade Expertise.
After 25 years specifying $41M+ in furnishings for Park Avenue residences and private institutions, I'm opening my studio doors to everyone. In an era of sponsored reviews, flat-pack particleboard, and confusing trade jargon, Mr Call Designs gives you real design advice without having to hire a full-service decorator.
Forget Affiliate Recommendations. Here’s How Furniture Should Be Tested.
Mass market review sites grade for clicks. I grade like an old-school decorator using 5 uncompromising structural metrics:
The top 5% of tested furniture earns the Mr Call Approved™ seal. Only pieces that pass all 5 criteria with a score of 95+ make the cut.
100 Sofas Graded on Camera
Watch every piece evaluated live across depth categories (Cocktail, Classic, and Deep Lounge) to see which pieces meet the bar and which fail. Drag or swipe to explore.
1-on-1 Video Advice: $150 / Hour
15 open appointments per week. No long-term contracts, no minimum spend requirements. Bring your floor plans, paint swatches, or furniture shortlists—let's solve it together on camera.
Reviews From Real Customers
"Responded the same day with professional insight into the quality, aesthetic, and design history of the piece."
— Janice · Sofa Review Request
"Thoughtful, honest, and invested in getting the design right, not just selling product."
— K. Strack · Design Session
"If you are drowning in design choices and second-guessing every purchase, stop scrolling and book a call. Jon took my scattered ideas and turned them into a beautiful, cohesive strategy. My home has never looked more polished, and the entire process was an absolute breeze."
— Caroline · Design Session
What Piece Should I Grade Next?
Considering a sofa or dining table and want to know if it's constructed properly? Drop the brand and model name below for our weekly testing rotation.