Jon, a married man who has swiped right on a sofa, dresses to match its photo and goes to meet the Faible in the showroom. He is better than his photo. After some lamp-studying and a speech to a sofa that a salesman overhears, the Faible invites him to sit. Jon, as ever, takes this as a sign.

A welcome note, a sale at RH, tips on seat height, and the first chapter of STILL SWIPING.